What I’m Eating: My low carb snack, beef jerky. I'm beginning to feel jerky. Tonight is the haute cuisine of baked chicken and broccoli.
What I’m Drinking: Not nearly enough since I have to get up at the crack ass of dawn every frickin’ day (not to mention the carbs, I hate that I'm that person). I’m too old to recover and the more I drink the more I drink the more I drink…
What I’m Listening to: The voices in my head, just kidding. I've got the radio on country music. That and the random chatter of office drones.
What I’m Reading: Just today finished a spy novel by Jeffrey Archer. How a British politician can write a novel about the American CIA is beyond me. But it was good. The Eleventh Commandment
What’s Pissing Me Off: I’m with City Girl, Mid-life health issues. I have to work legs today and my knees are particularly crunchy. If you don’t know what that means, you are no where near 40.
What's Cracking Me Up: Britney Spears. Not that I ever thought she was a genius but apparently her use of drugs and alcohol have killed the few brain cells that controlled rational thought and speech. "I mean, like, you know, like my lawyers know all that, like, you know."