Solution: Who says it has to be relevant? Carpe Randomness! (It's a carp, get it?)
What I'm Eating: In direct contrast to Comet Girl's healthy regime, I had pineapple upside-down cake for breakfast. And tea...which has antioxidents, which are good for you.
What I'm Drinking: Switched from bourbon to Irish whiskey last night. There is finally a nip in the air and nothing warms the cockles of my cold, black heart like Jameson.
What I'm Reading: I've had the book "Circling My Mother" for two months. TWO MONTHS. And I'm on page 24. I just can't get into it. Which is a shame b/c if it picks up I think it'll be a great read. For now I'm avoiding it like the H5N1.
What I'm Listening To: My dog. My goddamn dog. She is the most vendictive, manipulative bitch ever put on this still-green Earth. When my mother, 25 years ago, pointed a finger in my face and chanted the Mother Mantra, "Someday you'll have one just like you and you'll see the trouble you cause me." I never thought it would be a FREAKING DOG. The other dog is so sweet and eager to please...just like my sister. It's creepy, I tell you.
What Pisses Me Off: Stephen Colbert. Oh, what a difference 24 hours makes. The South Carolina Democratic Board of Nazi Sympathizers decided yesterday not to allow him on the ballot.
:: sigh :: But we need more humor in politics. Besides Ron Paul.
What Cracks Me Up: How to Tell if a Web Page Sucks. Thanks to my lolcat post, we offically suck! Yeay, US!