28 November 2007

The Man Who Would Be King

You didn’t have to be a fly on the wall to know what was said during Monday’s meeting between President George W. Bush and Shoulda-Coulda-Woulda-Been President and Nobel Prize Laureate Al Gore.

Bush: *snicker* So here we are in the Oval Office. Wanna park your big butt behind the desk and dream about how your life could have turned out?

Gore: I believe my life has turned out pretty well, George.

Bush: *snicker* Yeah...Yeah, but you ain’t Prez’dent. You ain’t the most pow’rful man in the world.

Gore: The way the world is headed, I don’t think that’s such a bad thing, George.

Bush: *snicker* Yeah…Yeah, but you can’t declare war on anybody like I can.

Gore: You should have that printed on a t-shirt George, “I can declare war and you can’t.”
Just don’t wear it to the G8.

Bush: *snicker* That’s a purdy good idea there, Al.

I oughta get me one of them shirts that say, “I Beat Saddam But All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt.” Heh-heh. Heh-heh.
My Daddy couldn’t borrow it. Heh.

Gore: Your zipper is open, George.

Bush: What’re you? Some kinda queer? I knew you were a gay. Prancin' around recyclin', all worried about na-tchure. You prob'ly drive a Prius, too, dontcha?

If only, at that point, Al had reared back and kicked King George squarely in the nut sack, I guaran-damn-tee he would have been elected by overwhelming public outcry to The Office. On the spot. In a landslide. No hanging chads.

If only….

3 comments:

alejna said...

If only...

Sigh.

melissa said...

Awesome! We can but dream...

How many days?

City Girl said...

One more day, Baby!
Woo-hooooo!!!!!