I give you.... The Kamasutra Cake.
I'm sorry, but this par-tik-a-lar delicacy could not go without comment.
"Why? What does it say?" Glad you asked
(Did you NOTICE there was writing on the cake?)
The translation supposedly reads, "Wish you happy nights with plentiful positions." And it appears to be written in Turkish.
Warning: DO NOT TRY TO GOOGLE THE PERSONALIZATION - IT WILL LAND YOU IN BIG HEAP 'EM TROUBLE. TRUST ME!