In honor of President's Day - NOT "Honor the President Day" which is impossible for any thinking human to do - and because it is Friday and because I am lazy and Country Girl is MIA, I give you another highly amusing Cracked link:
Where is Andrew Jackson when you need him? Does anyone have a lock of his hair? Can we CLONE him? What about old Teddy up there? Because I'm about tired of our current pussy-pink Badass Wannabe.
There I said it.
Bring it on, Secret Service.
Bring it on, FBI, NSA and all you other sca-ary acronyms!
Hnugh. Yeah. That's what I thought. :: a la Will Smith ::
Post Script: If you don't hear from me again, don't bother with the Amber Alert or whatever alert is sent up for missing middle-age bloggers. Just tell Paris Hilton that The Hubster is all hers now.