24 September 2009

Home Security for Hard Times

Courtesy of CometGirl

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's work boots, size 14 - 16
2. Place the boots on your front porch along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine
3. Add two giant dog dishes to the boots and magazine
4. Leave a note on the door that reads:

Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.

Don't mess with the
pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.
I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter

4 comments:

The Peach Tart said...

That's ingenious.

Alicia said...

love it! especially because i have EVERYTHING on that list...for real... because we're gangster like that.

Country Girl said...

What's REALLY funny is that City Girl thinks this is humorous...while Comet Girl and I are not only RELATED to these guys...we MARRIED them. For real.

City Girl said...

C'est vray. I am a bigger bad ass than Hubster. By ten-fold.