This is a picture from my family's farm. This fat-ass kid is NOT a member of my family. This picture is from a high-end surveillance camera on the farm. The object flying in front of the boy's face? IT'S THE STICK HE IS THROWING AT THE SURVEILLANCE CAMERA. The surveillance camera on OUR farm...onto which he is trespassing. Please take note of his PARENTAL FIGURE, standing in the background WATCHING his dumb ass. WATCHING. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?????
This NEXT picture? Is the fat-ass kid's MOM. WATCHING him survey the damage. She looks pleased with his abilities. Possibly, she fed him a Twinkie after he finished destroying private property. And since it's not a tiny little farm? These people had to HIKE to get to a place where they could destroy, in a show of familial camaraderie, someone else's belongings. They probably hiked in from somewhere in Brook's Acres, or from Trousdale Slough in Aqua Vista. I'm guessing LardAss doesn't make it far without caloric sustenance.
It is possible they will make the state line before we make the district attorney's office. Possible.
Can you tell we are LIVID?