24 November 2009

I'm going with 30 posts in 30 days...

This is a picture from my family's farm. This fat-ass kid is NOT a member of my family. This picture is from a high-end surveillance camera on the farm. The object flying in front of the boy's face? IT'S THE STICK HE IS THROWING AT THE SURVEILLANCE CAMERA. The surveillance camera on OUR farm...onto which he is trespassing. Please take note of his PARENTAL FIGURE, standing in the background WATCHING his dumb ass. WATCHING. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?????


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This NEXT picture? Is the fat-ass kid's MOM. WATCHING him survey the damage. She looks pleased with his abilities. Possibly, she fed him a Twinkie after he finished destroying private property. And since it's not a tiny little farm? These people had to HIKE to get to a place where they could destroy, in a show of familial camaraderie, someone else's belongings. They probably hiked in from somewhere in Brook's Acres, or from Trousdale Slough in Aqua Vista. I'm guessing LardAss doesn't make it far without caloric sustenance.


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It is possible they will make the state line before we make the district attorney's office. Possible.


Can you tell we are LIVID?

8 comments:

wickedmess said...

Pfft! Smile pretty for the camera, Mom. Pretty sure the juvie will get off with a warning but trespassing, destruction of private property and contributing to the delinquency of a minor? That's the way to make some white trash holiday memories! Good luck with the D. A. !

Mrs. Gamgee said...

Good heavens... maybe you could send them a couple of framed shots. They might like to have a record of when junior earned his first round of probation.

Nina said...

I'm kinda surprised the camera was still there when you got back. I mean, if she let him throw a stick at it. How trashy. Good luck!

hswilkinson said...

Out of curiosity, why do you have a surveillance camera?

Mejis said...

Looks like there were 2 adults on hand. Great white trash parenting skills at work there. What the hell is wrong with people these days?

Country Girl said...

The camera is, technically, for deer but we have a problem with trespassers you wouldn't believe. Someone stole the old stone cornerstones from one of the log cabins that used to be there. Hasn't been a saddle or anything else useful in the barn for years. People will come in and dig up plants and stuff with no consideration for the situation they leave behind. IT'S PRIVATE PROPERTY. As posted.

Donna in AL said...

My nephew informed me last night, there were two hunters and their dog on my property yesterday. I do not have signs (YET) but I rent out 2 mobile home spots and they were basically in their backyard.
FYI, if you do not have signs up, you cannot call the police. I learned that with my ex-husband!!

Lisa said...

Aw, man...you have GOT to keep us informed on how this plays out! I LOVE when stupid people get busted pulling crap like this.