That would be City Girl and you shitty-ass people TOTALLY missed her birthday last month. For shame, for shame.
This is the point at which you throw sticks and stones at MY sorry ass but...I'm working on it.
Two parents in the hospital and numerous hysterical (really) stories and...I will survive. Or prevail. Or kick some dumb driver's ass. ;) Or just figure out how to use this notebook I bought today so I can talk to y'all because you are the only sane people I know.
Noodles. Jenness says I need noodles ;)