10 February 2011

I bet we ate ours...

Watching something the other day where this kid found, in his bag of candy hearts, a heart that read, "Nice tits." In amidst the Be Mine's, the Sweetheart's, and the True Love's.

I saw this on national television. It appears that when the kid found the candy? He showed it to his parents. Who CALLED THE COMPANY. Called the company. And the company apologized and there was all this hoopla and...called the company.

You know what would happen if we found that at The Institution?

Nothing. IF the child even thought anything about it, she'd have shown it to us and I'd have laughed out loud and taken a picture. The Big Boy would have eaten it, as he considers his right ;) We'd have gone through the bag, hoping for a Fat Ass, Wet Kiss, Quickie, or....okay, wittiest people on the planet. What's the BEST, most obtuse, funniest thing you could put on a candy heart at Valentine's Day?

I'll go ask Don. Y'all tell me....

2 comments:

Debbie W said...

I saw a box of candy hearts by the register at Spencer's Gift last night when I stopped in there with my 16 year old daughter. On the front of the box was a picture of a heart that said "nice tits"....I laughed out loud and showed it to her. I seroiusly thought about buying it so like you, I could see what else they thought of. :)

Comet Girl said...

Now MAYBE if it had said "wanna fuck?" or in homage to TBB, "wanna blow job?" I might get upset, but my kid's only 6. Her reading isn't that advanced yet ;o)