18 July 2011

It did WHAT???

If you store your cast iron in the oven? Because you live in the South and uae a convection toaster oven because IT'S HOT and you don't want to heat up the house?




Then, if you put a cantaloupe in the big oven so that the fruit flies don't find it, and then you forget about said cantaloupe, your cast iron will RUST. Rust. All of it ;( This part I didn't get; I mean, there's the moisture thing and all that but I'm a little offended that the cast iron got all pissy in...what? A week? Ten days? CHILL, boys, just chill a little. IT"S HOT.




And the cantaloupe will get all Stephen King on you.

2 comments:

Country Girl said...

It actually took two of us to figure out what this WAS...

jon said...

Cantaloupe rust? Hmmm....
What would McGiver do?
He's a smart guy but.....cantaloupe rust?
I just don't know.