And THEN, something popped up a minute ago about how "yesterday" cupcakes are.
Cupcakes. Excuse me, but cupcakes are the foundation on which this country, your mama, and the basis of democracy are based. If you are a child, you need cupcakes. If you are a mom, you need cupcakes. If you are a teacher, cupcakes mean the difference in getting home at 4:30 or getting home at five o'clock. Cupcakes WORK. Cupcakes may be the single most efficient discovery since the wheel. And some yo-yo somewhere is denigrating CUPCAKES?
(That cute little baby cupcake in the corner? I made those last year for the Not Nice Kid's first grade teacher's baby shower. I mean, just how much guest intimidation is THAT?)
Well, I just want to know when that yo-yo is passing through the Pearly Gates because I don't want to be NO WHERE NEAR. (That's a Center Star term.) The lightening bolt will be all-encompassing.