I got nothin' today, kids. Sorry.
Endured a 1,000 mile marathon trip North yesterday.
Travel time: 14* hours.
Meeting time: 3 hours.
Sat beside a man on the second leg of the trip up who sounded like he was trying to force a lung through his trachea. Nice. Naturally I forgot to take Airborne before boarding and today I'm feeling a bit... crappy. Not politely under the weather. Not peaked. Good old-fashioned Crappy.
So I leave you with this mildly amusing image and a promise to return tomorrow with better material.
*Recalculated after caffeine injection.