Hmm...Admit failure...bask in adoration...admit failure...bask in adoration....
Thanks to Heather over at http://www.geekcookbook.com/, or - to be precise - her Facebook page I...we...you...now know about :: ta-ta-ta-daaaa::
Starring ::ta-ta-ta-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:: Doogie Howser!!
Nobody doesn't love The Doogster.
Maybe I was the last nerd to learn of this wonderful Horribleness, but no one I know - aside from Rocket Science Girl, above - knows about this mini-movie.
It's 43 minutes long, so sit down with it when you have a little time to kill. It's a far cry better than anything you'll find on television.