09 July 2009
Mama Karma Ain't Happy
Can I just say one word about Steve McNair? If I PROMISE to let it go after that?
When you leave your wife and two kids? Not to mention the other two sons. For a 20-year-old waitress? A Trunk Full of Junk who can't even DRINK? Momma Karma is NOT going to let that go.
She may not get YOUR ass as spectacularly as she got Air McNair's Death-By-Murder/Suicide, but she WILL get you.
It may be a car wreck. It may be a lost promotion. It may be that your kids put you in the worst nursing home in town someday.
Or if Mama is feeling par-tik-u-larly sassy? She may, immediately after your divorce from the gently worn woman who loved, fed and supported you for 15 years, throw Miss Junk Trunk a younger, wealthier, more handsome-r Boy Toy of her own, WITHOUT the ex-wife and kids baggage and WITH the ability to keep it up without pharmaceutical enhancement.
So bear THAT in mind, boys. The sisterhood is a powerful thing. And between Mother Nature and Mama Karma? You don't stand a chance, so keep it in your pants.
I'm just sayin'.
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