09 July 2009

Mama Karma Ain't Happy


Can I just say one word about Steve McNair? If I PROMISE to let it go after that?

KARMA.

When you leave your wife and two kids? Not to mention the other two sons. For a 20-year-old waitress? A Trunk Full of Junk who can't even DRINK? Momma Karma is NOT going to let that go.

She may not get YOUR ass as spectacularly as she got Air McNair's Death-By-Murder/Suicide, but she WILL get you.

It may be a car wreck. It may be a lost promotion. It may be that your kids put you in the worst nursing home in town someday.

Or if Mama is feeling par-tik-u-larly sassy? She may, immediately after your divorce from the gently worn woman who loved, fed and supported you for 15 years, throw Miss Junk Trunk a younger, wealthier, more handsome-r Boy Toy of her own, WITHOUT the ex-wife and kids baggage and WITH the ability to keep it up without pharmaceutical enhancement.

So bear THAT in mind, boys. The sisterhood is a powerful thing. And between Mother Nature and Mama Karma? You don't stand a chance, so keep it in your pants.

I'm just sayin'.

Image Credit: NBC

9 comments:

Expat From Hell said...

Great post. Can't wait to hear what Mama has in store for our fine politicians - those who can't keep their crankshafts in the right undercarriages...

Glad I'm here - as always. You have a tribute in my post today.

ExpatFromHell

Country Girl said...

My kids live in constant fear...it is ingrained from Day One: You do something bad? Something else will happen to you. They believe this as firmly as they believe the sun will come up in the morning.

Alicia said...

seriously....bad bad mcnair...yikes! and i don't mess with karma...

Mejis said...

I completely agree with you. May Karma give him a good A** whooping!

Mrs. Gamgee said...

Amen sister!

Tom said...

3 words: Bloody Butt Stitches.

Tom said...

I seem to have a theme going here with the 3 words thing. Most of it has to do with the fact that I'm unimaginative and that's the most I can come up with. Or maybe it is because I'm trying to do more with less... I dunno, I'm gonna quit it.

Rocksee said...

Agreed. Completely!

Governor Jen said...

Hey you - what great pay it forward gifts! You are amazing. I'm going to think hard on what to do to keep THAT going!!