Today Forbes published its 2010 list of Most Miserable American Cities and - surprise! - the number one most miserable place to live in the United States is NOT Detroit!
This year Cleveland overtook MoTown as the Dear God, I Hate My Life capital of the U.S.
On the list, Brown Town is followed closely by a slew of other Midwestern cities including - I am horrified to say - sweet home Chicago.
Yeah, yeah...save your comments. I'm still homesick. Rampant crime, 10% sales tax and 10% unemployment build character, I tell ya.
So Congratulations, Detroit! No longer do you have to end every awkward cocktail party conversation with, "Yeah, but we have a really nice airport!"