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on August 26, 2009

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I hope y'all realize City Girl is TOTALLY carrying my ass. I will, I promise, redeem myself.

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Nina said…

You've been sick! Take your time, we'll be here.

26 August, 2009

Keeping in mind I failed Math 100 THREE times...

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