The reality...

...a bunch of people on Facebook did this nice sappy thing where they posted, once a day for November, something they were thankful for.

It was pretty much what you expected and finally I thought, "Bullshit. What about the things that REALLY make life good?"

Remote controls...Beer...Waterford...Bare Minerals... Washers and dryers ...Cars... Knife sharpeners...Those bumps on the road that tell you when you're crooked... Sudoku...Season passes...Comfortable shoes...Funny people...Captioning on television ...Caller ID...Wine...Ice and water in the door...Cup holders in cars... Cheese ...Double doors...Nice weather...Mechanical pencils...Reading glasses...Home delivery...Good-looking earrings... Drive-thrus ...Lights...Lotion ...Bourbon... Printers ...Locks...

And that's just November.

Comments

wineandroasts said…
I can't believe that cheese and bourbon weren't tied for number one on this list!
wineandroasts said…
Damn, I can't get the font right!
Country Girl said…
They're not in order, honey...you can probably take one look and sort it out!
Melissa said…
I'm surprised you only listed bourbon once...
Anonymous said…
Now those are things to be thankful for! Right on!
Le laquet said…
I'd like to add ...

brandy
pizza
diamonds bought by someone else

and

a really "makes my boobs look fabulous" bra!!
fatboyfat said…
Can I add:

Beer
An unexpected hug
Singing to the radio in the car
and
People who take time to comment on blogs!
I am thankful for
fart fans
air freshner spray
debit card
Butter Shots