Things Your Momma Didn't Teach You

Thing Your Momma Didn't Teach You #3,839

Fresh baked goods, like blow jobs, should  never become so commonplace in your home that the man of the family fails to react with appropriate enthusiasm.

"Oh! You baked today!!"

I'm just sayin'.


Comments

Unknown said…
Both receive the proper amount or enthusiasm... or more.
Country Girl said…
Bitch. Blow job is quicker ;-)