I can't pick sides.
I can't commit. I am a fence-sitting Libertarian and until someone smarter, funnier and more stable than a Demotard or Repulsican comes along I can't say, "I do."
How-evah. I do currently lean, just a smidge, to the Left. After years of leaning slightly to the Right I have been pushed by our Commander-in-Short-Bus-Passenger back past neutral to the Left. ::sigh::
Whichever side you're on, there is humor to be found in this image.