Turning Japanese

This is relevant to absolutely nothing, but it made us laugh at work today (during lunch, of course) so I thought I'd slap it up on the ol' blog. Don't ask me where I find this stuff. It finds me.

Everything is sooo dramatic. Oooohhhh! Aaaahhh! The egg is real! And why does it take four people plus picture-in-picture guys to demonstrate this product? "News" anchor labor must be way cheap in the land of Hello Kitty.