I am SO over Alfred Hitchcock

Over the last several months of necessary inactivity I have decided that Alfred Hitchcock is, without a doubt, the funniest, smartest, wittiest, COOLEST man to ever step foot on this planet. If it weren't for the fact that he's (inconveniently) dead, I'd ditch this Nirvana and run off with him.

Until now. OMG. Will someone PLEASE restrain me because tomorrow, I'm outta here. I have met my soul mate. Actually, what I've found is my "Wannabe" soul mate...can you imagine being married to someone with this much imagination? And willingness to learn? Soon as I get over my Addiction To The Man I Can't Live Without, I'm hitchhiking to New Orleans.