You know I can't make this stuff up

Remember how I got in trouble at the nursing home? Well, today I got in trouble in the grocery store. Like...I got in trouble. For taking pictures.

Right now, I'm tired, I need a bourbon and I've got to go put these steaks in marinade so my husband won't see the price sticker on the package.

Oh, and I spent $181 on two bags of groceries and I've got to sit out BACK to drink my bourbon because...I FORGOT TO BUY HALLOWEEN CANDY. This only gets better.