That cookie thing

If Scrooge is missing come Christmas time, I apologize. He's been living in my heart for about a month now.
BUT. I don't do generic recipes. Everything I make is for a reason, it's tried and true somehow, and I only like what I like. SO DON'T SEND ME THAT "CLICK ON THE COOKIE" THING AGAIN. It's dumb. WHY would I use someone else's cookie recipe? And why would I need it 517 times in a two week period? was interesting the first time someone sent it but PUH-LEEZE. Do that many of you just randomly make things you don't know anything about?
Bah. Humbug. For Thanksgiving, too.