You didn’t have to be a fly on the wall to know what was said during Monday’s meeting between President George W. Bush and Shoulda-Coulda-Woulda-Been President and Nobel Prize Laureate Al Gore.Bush: *snicker* So here we are in the Oval Office. Wanna park your big butt behind the desk and dream about how your life could have turned out?
Gore: I believe my life has turned out pretty well, George.
Bush: *snicker* Yeah...Yeah, but you ain’t Prez’dent. You ain’t the most pow’rful man in the world.
Gore: The way the world is headed, I don’t think that’s such a bad thing, George.
Bush: *snicker* Yeah…Yeah, but you can’t declare war on anybody like I can.
Gore: You should have that printed on a t-shirt George, “I can declare war and you can’t.”
Just don’t wear it to the G8.
Bush: *snicker* That’s a purdy good idea there, Al.
Bush: *snicker* That’s a purdy good idea there, Al.
I oughta get me one of them shirts that say, “I Beat Saddam But All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt.” Heh-heh. Heh-heh.
My Daddy couldn’t borrow it. Heh.
Gore: Your zipper is open, George.
Bush: What’re you? Some kinda queer? I knew you were a gay. Prancin' around recyclin', all worried about na-tchure. You prob'ly drive a Prius, too, dontcha?
If only, at that point, Al had reared back and kicked King George squarely in the nut sack, I guaran-damn-tee he would have been elected by overwhelming public outcry to The Office. On the spot. In a landslide. No hanging chads.
If only….
Gore: Your zipper is open, George.
Bush: What’re you? Some kinda queer? I knew you were a gay. Prancin' around recyclin', all worried about na-tchure. You prob'ly drive a Prius, too, dontcha?
If only, at that point, Al had reared back and kicked King George squarely in the nut sack, I guaran-damn-tee he would have been elected by overwhelming public outcry to The Office. On the spot. In a landslide. No hanging chads.
If only….
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Sigh.
How many days?
Woo-hooooo!!!!!