Don't make me get up, much less come OVER there!


This is not some insidious attempt to corrupt your religion. Or your children. Or your basic grasp of what's good and evil in this world. It is NOT a subtle organized campaign to remove Christ from your life and holiday, while secretly putting BEER in your refrigerator.

It's Greek. It is part of an alphabet that...GASP!...existed BEFORE a bunch of self-righteous and extremely ignorant people with power-issues moved into the Southern United States and proceeded to re-write the Bible in order to best suit their own misguided delusions of what constitutes good, bad, evil and WRONG.

And honey, writing an article in a newspaper CONDEMNING this usage? Because you think it's a "plot"? Now, THAT'S wrong.