He didn't take a picture!

A friend of mine sent this email yesterday and I am still rolling in the floor.

"I ran an errand this afternoon. Edgemont Methodist Church on Hermitage Dr. had on their marquis:

Soul Food 5:30
Divorce, Marriage & Sex

I want to go just for the Soul Food & Sex but I can't be there at 5:30. Our last appointment is at 6:00!