Tonight is Christmas Eve.Tomorrow morning we will either be THRILLED with our bright, shiny, new red bicycles - you know, the one with the banana seat and the monkey bars - or we will be glowering over the box of socks and underwear we're stuck with for the next four years.
Which candidate is the kick-ass Schwinn and which is the sensible tidy whities depends on your perspective.
Either way - Go Vote for Your Bicycle!
Comments
Ron Paul's not on the ballot.
I feel like a hot air balloon with a slow leak.
It's even got the tassels on the handlebars that I always wanted!