I very much enjoy reading the free association posts on Le Laquet's blog, although I rarely participate for whatever reason.
But I thought maybe if I do it, you twisted puppies might play along - and that would be fun, right?
Humor me, it's been a rough year so far.
So submit your responses in the Comment Box (where else?) and the submission deemed most clever/funniest will win a prize.
(I'm all about the prizes lately).
My contribution:
Resolution : Dyslexic Bolshevik
Break :: Kneecaps
Tied :: Implicated
Suffering :: Martyr
Instead :: Menu Substitution (a la When Harry Met Sally)
Slash :: Haircut
Divorce :: Elizabeth Taylor
Cough :: Hernia
Happy :: Go Lucky :: Holly Golightly
Sniffle :: Mr. Snuffleupagus
But I thought maybe if I do it, you twisted puppies might play along - and that would be fun, right?
Humor me, it's been a rough year so far.
So submit your responses in the Comment Box (where else?) and the submission deemed most clever/funniest will win a prize.
(I'm all about the prizes lately).
My contribution:
Spontaneous Trivia - Did you know that Snuffy's first name is Aloysius?
Comments
Resolution: UN Security Council
Break: Vacation
Tied: Bedposts
Suffering: Lack of coffee
Instead: Just because.
Slash: guitarist
Divorce: break (hah! recursion!)
Cough: phlegm
Happy: kick ass
Sniffle: loogie.
I must not be awake yet...
Break :: Fiesta Ware
Tied :: I win
Suffering :: mail room guy
Instead :: eat that
Slash :: and burn
Divorce :: childhood
Cough :: seriously get away from me you germy f*ck.
Happy :: Nasty perfume
Sniffle :: Kleenex
Break :: waves
Tied :: up
Suffering :: out of chocolate
Instead :: weekend get away vs long holiday
Slash :: guitar
Divorce :: broken
Cough :: sneeze
Happy :: cooking
Sniffle :: tissue
All the entries made us laugh, and y'all were close, but after much deliberation by the judges, we're awarding our very first contest prize to hswilkinson.
What pushed her over the top, you ask? The fact she used - possibly for the first time in the English language - the words "recursion" and "loogie" in the same sentence (basically).
Congrats. You're prize is on the way. Almost. I still have to finish it, but it's mostly done. :o)