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Okay, okay...I'm back.

Call off the dogs.

So, you're probably expecting me to post something profound after all this time away.

Well, in the immortal (HA! get it?) words of Edward Cullen:
I hope you like disappointment.

Edward Cullen. :: dreamy sigh::
Jacob Black ::moisture::

Only 30 days until New Moon opens! :: giggle::

I am officially several degrees past merely embracing my inner 14-year-old.
I'm now actually squeezing her and jumping up and down, while wearing bubble gum-pink lip gloss and skinny jeans and, like, totally listening to the Jonas Brothers.

:: squee!!!!::

C'mon. You missed my random adolescent outbursts. Admit it.

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