Heard this on the radio this morning and I don't care if it's true or not...OMG. For real.
The miners? Down in the hole? The ones we're all watching come out, and if you haven't teared up? Then you're just not right. Sez me.
One of the guys has been down there, his wife standing vigil. I mean...we're talking three months here. There is a LOT of trash to be carried out. And someone needs to be coaching a soccer team and hey...that AIN'T in the wife's job description. She is READY for her man to come home and be assured...she's already signed a contract with The Today Show and Oprah.
They get ready to start bringing the guys up, the wife is standing there all wifely and legal and.......in the background, is another voice. A female voice. Screaming his name.
Talk about interesting introductions...Wife? Meet girlfriend. Girlfriend? Meet wife.
Cameras are over there.
The radio announcer who was telling the story called it... this is the time? You're the miner?
Down in the hole is looking REAL comfortable.
"Thanks, guys. I appreciate the thought. If it's all the same to you? Just keep dropping the food and booze down that pipe. I'm good."
The miners? Down in the hole? The ones we're all watching come out, and if you haven't teared up? Then you're just not right. Sez me.
One of the guys has been down there, his wife standing vigil. I mean...we're talking three months here. There is a LOT of trash to be carried out. And someone needs to be coaching a soccer team and hey...that AIN'T in the wife's job description. She is READY for her man to come home and be assured...she's already signed a contract with The Today Show and Oprah.
They get ready to start bringing the guys up, the wife is standing there all wifely and legal and.......in the background, is another voice. A female voice. Screaming his name.
Talk about interesting introductions...Wife? Meet girlfriend. Girlfriend? Meet wife.
Cameras are over there.
The radio announcer who was telling the story called it... this is the time? You're the miner?
Down in the hole is looking REAL comfortable.
"Thanks, guys. I appreciate the thought. If it's all the same to you? Just keep dropping the food and booze down that pipe. I'm good."
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Apparently the girlfriend showed up and the wife stayed home. Ouch.
I'm cynical enough without watching something like that. Asshole.
Now, on the other hand, if the wife KNEW about the GF? And stood vigil, publicly, to make a point which WILL be brought up during the distribution of assets portion of the divorce proceedings?
Well, then that's just friggin' BRILLIANT.