Fresh Ink

I'm considering adopting a new personal motto.

My first one was:
It seemed like the thing to do at the time.

Most recently it's been:
No good deed goes unpunished.

Now I'm considering from among these.
I might even have one tattoo'd somewhere.

Which do you like? Other options?

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

You get extra bonus points if you laughed at the image!