I'm considering adopting a new personal motto.
My first one was:
It seemed like the thing to do at the time.
Most recently it's been:
No good deed goes unpunished.
Now I'm considering from among these.
I might even have one tattoo'd somewhere.
Which do you like? Other options?
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.
You get extra bonus points if you laughed at the image!