Paging Dr. Freud

According to the Tumblr post from which this was appropriated, the last two people who viewed the above jumble of letters found these words first: kiss, naked and peep / lust, secrets, crush.

I found suicide-scum, malice-kick and fury.....

I'd say that's about right.

I'm considering printing this, having it laminated and sending it on dates with my 21-year-old niece.

There's no reason to spend time Google-stalking a guy before you go out with him!
Using this handy-dandy, low-tech tool she can figure out within a matter of second whether she should feign a migraine 30-minutes in, or skip dinner altogether and go home with him.

I wonder how accurate the results would be if she tried it on a physiology major?