Why it's okay that I'm disconnected...

Standing in the checkout line this morning. Cover of People magazine...

"Jen's Most Revealing Interview Ever!!!!" "She talks about Dating! Babies! Exes!"

WTH? I care about this BECAUSE........?

Then:

"Liam's Life Now...."

Liam Who?

(Okay, I love Liam Neeson. But he very wisely gathered up his money and took it to the house several years ago so this is...a comeback?)

THEN:

"Why Mom Shot Teens..."

Well, duh.