Debt Supercommittee Members Brace for Failure
The assholes are giving up before they've even tried.
Tom, being the lovely good guy he is, called them "Jackwagons."
In a fit of pissed-off-ness, I asked if "Jackwagon" is the polite term for a useless, leaky douchebag.
Which struck me...did I just make that up? I wonder if anyone has ever compared a useless apparatus - like a governing body - to a dysfunctional gynecological gadget.
My rage at Congress temporarily forgotten, I Googled my brand-new favorite term...and found it has been applied to lawyers and politicians for years, and most recently to Mark Zuckerberg.
So now I'm on to the next new insult:
Stone Cold Speculum?
OK - Stop the presses.
Now, I just Googled "gynecological tools...." and it auto completed, "gynecological tools for mutant women."
I....I'm speechless. I have no words.
WTF?
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