I'll tell you right now...

...this bites the big one. Bigtime.

I did it today. So far. Tonight is The Game of all time if you live in this vicinity. The Rematch of the Century. The Grudge Match of the Decade.

I cooked. Every standard football snack of ever. Cocktail wienies. Wings. Meatballs. Chips and salsa. Olives and pickles and more olives. Dip and more dip. I made all this and I haven't lapsed YET but I'm telling you...this sucks.